Friday, January 23, 2009


I went to go get lunch for Jim and myself yesterday. I decided to go get Quizno's. I brought the sandwiches home. I put my sandwich on a plate, I put Jim's sandwich on a plate. I took Jim's sandwich to him in the office (he was working through lunch). I went back to get my sandwich. There was only an empty plate. NO SANDWICH!! I look outside and Bohdan is enjoying my Quizno's sandwich! DANG DOG!


Signing off: Who wants to post my bail? Anita

Dumb Blonde Joke

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!'Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.'After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says...
'How many is a Brazilian?'

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Poor, poor Barbie. She never had a chance. Her beautiful dress was shredded and her limbs were all but torn off. Even in this unfortunate state, she never stopped smiling!! Who could have done such a heinous crime................

These Two: AKA Barbie Killer and Barbie Killer Accomplice!

Signing off: Watch your Barbies, you just never know Anita

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


I would venture to say that during times like these (for all of us) a little humor is in order. My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." ...And that's how the fight began....********

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office! She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too'And that's how the fight began.....********

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back intobed.I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'And that's how the fight began.....********

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and Ikept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone ata nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took todrinking right after we split up those many & years ago, and I hearshe hasn't been sober since.''My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's how the fight began.....********

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOTHAPPY!!!'So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'And that's how the fight began.....********

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'And that's how the fight began.....


I want to wish President Obama
the Best for the future!
Lets hope his vision will be
realized and full filled.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

The Great Hot Tub Fest of 2008


A Little Christmas Present

This is me giving Julie a little XMAS present. It was a cute little box with some make up in it from Sephora. What was really cute about it, it had written on the bottom of the box
"Anita Vacation" LOL I saw that and had to buy it!
Signing off: Anita Vacation!

The Family Christmas Picture!

In the back: Sandy, Nicole, Jessie, Julie, Abby, Amy and Brian
In the Front: John, Caleb, Rambo, Caroline, Elly, Paul, Chris, Tyler, Anita and Wally (Jim was with us in spirit but physically in Fernley NV)
Signing Off: Ho Ho Ho Anita

Friday, January 16, 2009


This is a picture that Jim took a couple of years ago when he was flying home from a business trip. You can see the engine of the plane and then down below is part of Lucky Peak Reservoir. I always thought this was a pretty cool picture.
Signing off: Look out down belooooow Anita


Ok, my sister Julie came over to take some face shots of me and after looking at all the pictures (she took about 50) a weird thing appeared. In about 8 of the pictures a dark shadow was on me. At first we were thinking that it was just her hand getting in the way or the camera strap or even her shadow, but when we looked closer, we noticed that it was kind of a transparent black and not solid. That leaves out strap or the hand. She had about 5-7 of the same exact pose (the only difference would be the tilt of my head) so if it were a shadow, it should have fallen on the picture the exact same way each time. Also we tried to duplicate it so a shadow would fall and we couldn't duplicate it!!!! WEIRD!!!!
Signing off: I think I may have to hire a Ghost Hunter Anita

Saturday, January 10, 2009


This is Wally!
He is my Chubby Wubby
Fatty Fatty baby!
He's pretty handsome though!


Friends, family, fine wine, a $30,000 investment and a year and a half of planning: it should have been the perfect wedding.
But Sydney couple Steve and Leigh Buttel claim unwanted guests — including maggots in their wedding bed and bedroom invasions by BATS — turned their wedding into a bride's worst nightmare.
The couple and family members arrived at Peppers Creek in Australia on Nov. 28, a day before the wedding.
The newlyweds had allegedly found maggots described by the groom as "the size of chocolate bullets" in their wedding bed and a dead BAT, covered in maggots, above their bedhead.
Other guests fled their room in the middle of the night when a BAT emerged from the fireplace and "flapped around the room."
The newlyweds abandoned their suite on the wedding night and sought refuge on a blow-up mattress on the floor of a cottage occupied by Leigh Buttell's father and grandparents.
This story is condensed from
As you may or may not know, my family (Mom, Dad, Sister and Brothers) have a "hate...hate" relationship with BATS!! When I run across funny bat stories I will share them with you here. LOL
Signing off: A little too batty Anita

Friday, January 9, 2009


At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines.

See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.

Not for the squeamish!

Signing off: LOL-Soooooooooo Cute Anita