VERY UNPOLITICALLY CORRECT

This joke comes from a friend of mine (who shall remain nameless unless she wants to take credit for it in the comments section)! LOL

Jose and Carlos are Panhandlers......

• They panhandle in different areas of town.


• Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.


• Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.


• Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?


• Jose replies 'Look at your sign. What does it say'? Carlos' sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and kids to support." Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars a day."


• Carlos replies..."So what does your sign say." Jose shows Carlos his sign...


• It reads, "' I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

Adios: Anita